2012 preparation plans

People ask me what plans have I made in preparation for the coming apocalypse (not really).

Have I stored ammo, weapons, food or water? Do I have a base of operations or shelter to go to? 

I tell them, I am a combat martial artist, soldier and warrior. I have been preparing my entire life. Anything I pick up is a weapon. Guns and ammo will be there for the taking if needed. And during the first few weeks, survival will be based upon ones ability to fight and adapt. That has been my life. Everything else will be there to scavenge. For some of us are not meant to dig in and wait it out. Some of us are meant to get out there and be involved.

That is if you believe in all this crap!